Dethklok - Murdertrain a Comin'
UPDATE: I had sex. NOT! God, you people are soooo gullible...
I don't know why I find it funny, but there sure have been a good amount of "I'm so horny it hurts" or "I banged this guy/girl" blogs being posted by friends lately.
Is it THAT necessary for one's existence?
Not to be boastful, I'm a six foot tall shining example of asexuality. Yeah yeah, I'm not always like that... yet for the most part, I am. Sad (from YOUR perspective) thing is, I'm comfortable with it. Imagine if I was fucking around. I'd never get shit done like how I am now! Even in a site like this where tits and ass are flashed in our faces - or if you're a courteous soul, "spoiled" - I usually come up with the same response: "meh". I log in most of the time for the camaraderie, not the sets.

Don't know what's wrong, biologically writing.
Don't think there's anything wrong with me, psychologically.
All I know is one day when I least expect it, this will be asked of me...
...and I'm certain my body will take over. Then I'll be one of you again!
Hooray?

UPDATE: I had sex. NOT! God, you people are soooo gullible...

I don't know why I find it funny, but there sure have been a good amount of "I'm so horny it hurts" or "I banged this guy/girl" blogs being posted by friends lately.

Not to be boastful, I'm a six foot tall shining example of asexuality. Yeah yeah, I'm not always like that... yet for the most part, I am. Sad (from YOUR perspective) thing is, I'm comfortable with it. Imagine if I was fucking around. I'd never get shit done like how I am now! Even in a site like this where tits and ass are flashed in our faces - or if you're a courteous soul, "spoiled" - I usually come up with the same response: "meh". I log in most of the time for the camaraderie, not the sets.

Don't know what's wrong, biologically writing.
Don't think there's anything wrong with me, psychologically.
All I know is one day when I least expect it, this will be asked of me...
...and I'm certain my body will take over. Then I'll be one of you again!
Hooray?



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But I could sometimes do without knowing about peoples every sexual thought, desire, past experimentation and experience. Hey, it's their blog and they can get all Hustler Letter of the Month if they want, by all means, but..... what is my point again?........
Oh yeah, that I agree with you.