I felt sporty today so I decided to hit the batting cages for a good hour. RANDOM REX FACT: I played baseball, football (briefly) and basketball while in high school and nearly did earn a scholarship to Duke thanks to the hardwood. But I didn't play senior year.
It felt good to practice my swing again... I hate being stagnant for so long. I feel like a tub of lard. And I'm certain the ladies don't like lard, right? Riiiiiiiiiiight??? Anyways, I was gonna go to the local golf club and head to their driving range, but it got too hot for that shit. Why oh why did I agree to be a part of a charity golf tourney when I haven't even played golf in over three years?! Cripes.
At least it gives me a reason to wear this sweet-ass wardrobe!
Enough of this jock rant!
Methinks I'll go to the SG Prom.
Does anyone have any advice on how I should approach it?
...stag or a date?
...semi-casual or dorky vintage tuxedo get-up?
...civil or touchy-feely drunk?
It felt good to practice my swing again... I hate being stagnant for so long. I feel like a tub of lard. And I'm certain the ladies don't like lard, right? Riiiiiiiiiiight??? Anyways, I was gonna go to the local golf club and head to their driving range, but it got too hot for that shit. Why oh why did I agree to be a part of a charity golf tourney when I haven't even played golf in over three years?! Cripes.
At least it gives me a reason to wear this sweet-ass wardrobe!
Enough of this jock rant!
Methinks I'll go to the SG Prom.
Does anyone have any advice on how I should approach it?
...stag or a date?
...semi-casual or dorky vintage tuxedo get-up?
...civil or touchy-feely drunk?
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