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I've been here for a month now.
This place be CAH-RAY-ZAY!
I'm glad TigerAngel was persistent in making me sign up.

Tangent: I'm thirsty.

That is all.



p.s. I need to get laid (but not with a hoodrat).

So yeah.

I finally created a new album, titled "Random Crap". Basically all the shit I've shot over the years and recently. I can't upload nudes because well... according to how I read the rules, non-SG members cannot be shown or else I'm booted. SO DEAL! Of course, I'll continue uploading more crap throughout the week. Maybe a few more later today.

In the meantime,...
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OLD SCHOOL MEMORIES

August, 1997... San Diego.
I'm 15 and in a Walmart, walking through the electronics department. I make my way to the video games and two kids - a boy and girl - are busy playing some Playstation game. No older than 7 or 8. I'm checking out the games and thinking about calling next on trying out the demos when the boy...
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Sure it's two months away, but let the countdown BEGIN!

VHS.
The CD.
"Don't You Want Me"
Cal Ripken Jr. plays the first game of his record streak.
$25,000 Pyramid
Rambo: First Blood
Conan the Barbarian.
Cats.
Blade Runner.
Tron.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
"Ebony And Ivory"
Ozzie Osborne & the Bat
The Smiths form.
BMX makes its national debut.
John Belushi...
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The song of the moment...

Don't change your name
Keep it the same
For fear I may lose you again
I know you won't
It's just that I
Am unorganized
And I want to find you
When something good happens

If you come down
We'll go to town
I haven't been there for years
But I'd be fine
Wasting our time
Not doing anything here...
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PHONE SEX.

I swear, that's the weirdest form of pseudo-autoerotica. Actually, wait. I take that back. Virtual Sex was the weirdest form of pseudo-autoerotica I've ever heard of. Honestly, 1991... did you think that was going to be the future of intercourse? Hey, everyone! Let's strap on these giant plastic helmets and look at poorly-constructed polygonal avatars of our lovers' forms when their actual bodies...
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OK, SMARTYPANTS!

Let's see how well you know your world geography! Click HERE and have at it. My highest score was level 10, after 4 tries.

Good luck!

For nearly the last three weeks...
I've been writing and saying obscure quotes from Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby.
And no one was any the wiser.

That's kinda scary to me. heh Like I'd ever REALLY think to say "My mind's tied up like a pretzel. ...I have a pretzel in my head!" Nope. No one paid any mind to my weirdness. Maybe...
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I felt sporty today so I decided to hit the batting cages for a good hour. RANDOM REX FACT: I played baseball, football (briefly) and basketball while in high school and nearly did earn a scholarship to Duke thanks to the hardwood. But I didn't play senior year.

It felt good to practice my swing again... I hate being stagnant for so long. I feel...
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A VERY BRIEF REVIEW OF SOON TO BE RELEASED MOVIES

Speed Racer will suck balls.
Iron Man will own.
The Dark Knight will be even better than Iron Man.
The Incredible Hulk will be better received than the first film.
Hellboy II will be entertaining.

The surprise hits of the summer will be Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express and Hancock.






Oh, and Star Wars:...
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There are three things I want to do before the end of this year.

- Exercise until I get my six-pack back or DIE trying.
- Get laid on my birthday. Easier written than done.
- Relearn the drums. Because I miss playing with this much skill and ferocity.