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I've been having some reeeeeeeeeeally weird dreams lately.

Mainly non-sexual ones, but I've had a couple sexy ones as well. Furthermore, they all feature people I know; including some folks from here! shocked Yep. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd that's all I'll write about that. haha One thing I've learned about being so honest is, some people don't need to know what's always going through your mind, consciously and unconsciously.

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jamila:
This: "Thinks water sucks... Gatorade's better." reminds me of Idiocracy - "Brawndo, the thirst mutilator."
jamila:
Ah, it has been a long time since I've seen The Waterboy.
Reminding me of Idiocracy is certainly not a bad thing, that movie makes me happy (and a little scared).

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"Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."

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EDIT: For some god forsaken reason, Allie and a few others want to see me do something SuicideBoy-ish. Why? Beats the shit outta me. Anyways, I'm thinking if you really wanna see this come to fruition, you better post a comment of your agreement/concurrence or start a petition or something. Damn. If this passes, I definitely have to exercise more...

Whelp.
I think I'm starting...
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tigerangel:
Your 'about me' sentence up there makes me want to puke.

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wink tongue

Also, nakeness is a good thing.

bladen:
hahaha, that dog in the truck story is hilarious. I'm surprised to find out someone actually claimed the dog already. No one wants to find their dog and also find out he did a grands worth of damage to someones car.
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elipsis:
rex you got it goin on!
not in a gay way just in a "hey man! youre lookin okay, man!"...

haha, i love flight of the conchords, ferserious...

i've read 1984, so i guess i need the other two... shocked
desdmonia:
stop being emo.
EMO=FAIL.
see?
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kiley:
it EXISTS! ill take pictures later!
turnstogold:
i am totally down to be an internet mistress you fox.
i mean the ladies already love you i might as well join in.

.kandrea..
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Help a brudda out.
- Thomas Edison


Day 2 of Sheer Boredom.
Check here if you still wanna participate in this craziness... ANYWHO.

Things are doing a bit better with my family, and I'm getting work here and there. Creatively, however, my mind's kaput. So I figure I'd use the one resource that's abundant and constantly present: You attention-craving bastards (I write that with luv)....
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ambizzle26:
well i would let you take pics of mine.
i was just trying to think of what i would love to see most.
its so weird not having anyone home. me and alex are lonely. frown
monroe:
If you want models at your beck and call you should join one of those networking sites like ModelMayhem.
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qbug:
I made you something. You have to find it though. It's somewhere on this website.
ambizzle26:
thanks for the hakiu! dude i havent talked to you in days!!! you should call me when your free.
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whatever Hump Day blows.



Especially when you aren't... well. You know. I talk about it enough, yet for good reason. Scant few of you know how long I've been suffering. Be aware that it's been a LONG while. Feel free to ask any one of the first five on my row of friends if you must know so badly. tongue I don't like to talk about it...
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ambizzle26:
dude most days blow when your not doing that.
since your not looking for a relationship m/b you should give up some of your standards. im not saying go f some hoodrats but most good girls arent going to put out w/o being in a relationship.
qbug:
Mer. I see this blog and I've read it, but I'm all post-drunk.

Amber is right though, good girls aren't gonna jump in the sack if you aren't dating.
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ambizzle26:
ok ok i would make an excellent g/f for you b/c i have a big booty, i would give you lots of lovin, i would drink your hawaiian puch, and i would go to the movies and art museums with you.
hellocupcake:
ohhh i'll give you a dangerous pair
...wait, what? that made more sense before i typed it.

aaaaaaaanywaaaaaaaay
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desdmonia:
kiss
qbug:
Hehehehehehehe. I just noticed she was in a Betty Rubble costume. Hehehehehehehehe.
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The evening of May 3 wasn't one of my best nights.
I became spontaneously depressed for no real good reason.
I hate when that happens... I could be happy-go-lucky one moment and dreading life the next.
Wondering just what the hell I'm good for or why I even exist.
Annnnyways... thanks Ambizzle26 for helping me out and getting me out of my funk.
Who knew...
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faye:
I really like books too, we have that in common. haha

Thanks for your comment on my set hun.
hellocupcake:
note the poster behind his ginormous head
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hellocupcake:
oh, rexzorz...

the father of my spotted children.

desdmonia:
lol, yep a female stalker who wasted one of my precios cigarettes. lol.
oh, and i wore pull ups until the fourth grade tongue