quirky

The following are big recent accomplishments of mine:
Befriended a venerable professor from Emory University.
Solidified brotherly relations with two UAB media moguls.
Starred in a short film to be shown tonight at Sidewalk Showcase in Bham, AL.
Starred and wrote for a Halloween Radio Hour for my University.
Smoked a Hookah in view of the police station without being approached.

1. The first person I ever really kissed was this one young 15 year old girl on the beach. She was wearing a fishhook made of bone from her neck. We kissed at 100 feet out. She had a nice butt.

2. The first person I ever really Monte Dobbs for nearly 3 years. It died on Christmas 2004.

3. I suppose I'm a bit...
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I starred in a short film by the New Dada film company.
I play Jean-Claude, the evil French antagonist mad scientist, in Payez-vous les taxes a ton voiture avec plus des Euros a la Maison-des-Cuivres.

Also, I picked up a cd of IZ. or Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. Very nice and just nice simple Hawai'ian music.

The hookah that I purchased made me bounce a check, so I will have to forego spending any money on a tattoo, and instead invest in some common sense.
I dropped Volcanology today, it was a shitty course.

I want to start a Photoset group where you pose with your personaly library. Who's with me?

I purchased a hookah today, and like a idiot I didn't buy any tobacco to put in it.

Okay so today I acted in two more radio plays, and my own will air 10pm CT at 90.7 WVUA FM on Halloween. You can listen to the stream here. Also, listen to A_Vanity's show from 1-4am on Sunday Mornings. It's alternating rock and whatever-the-fuck-she-wants-to-play for the drunks and the rest of us fuckers.

You better listen, or we'll cut your balls right...
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Okay guys copy and past the above link.
The top of the dragon shield, that's what I want on my back. It will rock the cock down the block it will be so awesome.
Now to just ave up hundreds of dollars by altering my diet to Ramen and excersize. Gotta eliminated the fat from my back....

Okay so I have two options, here. Should I read constantly from now until midnight,
OR
Should I flirt with Madame Mazoza from Virginia and Miel the Faerie from Cali?

Shit yeah.
We're 7-0. We haven't done that since Gene Stallings' last year as coach in 1996. Yea Alabama.