quirky

I've never kept it a secret. It's all over my sites. The way I see, if anyone actually wants to stalk me, they'll decide against it once they realize how little of a challenge I present.

I've seen those chocolate fountains on paid access television. Nothing says "I want to appear richer than I actually am" like a chocolate fountain filled with Hershey's.

Even as a little kid I refused to eat the abortion called "milk chocolate." Milk should have nothing to do with chocolate.

Valrhona is the best chocolate available. Believe me, if you haven't tried it yet, you really should. It's amazing. It reminds you that the ectasy inducing chemical in chocolate is called theobromine, food of the gods, for a damn good reason. Ghiredelli and Lindt are ok.