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The internet is really really great. (Porn porn)
I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait. ( Porn porn)
There's always some new site. (Porn porn)
I search all day and night. (Porn porn)
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.
PORN PORN!

The internet is for porn. (Trekky!)
The internet is for porn. (What are you doing?!)
Why do you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn.

Trekky.
Oh, hello Katemonster!
You are ruining my song.
Ohh me sorry. Me no mean to.
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please be quiet for a minute so that I can finish?
Okie Dokie.
Good!

I'm glad we have this new technology (porn porn.)
Which gives us untold opportunities! (porn porn. oops! sorry!)
You can own your own desktop (por..)
You can research, browse, and shop.
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stooop!
PORN PORN!

The internet is for porn. (Noooo.)
The internet is for porn. (Trekky!)
Me up all night hugging me horn to
PORN PORN Poooooorn.

Ahh! That's gross! You're a pervert!
Ah sticks and stones, Katemonster..
No, really. You're a pervert.
Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet.
....
Ohhh???
What?
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
Ready Normal people?!
Ready!
Ready!
Ready!
Lemme hear it!!!!

The internet is for porn. (Sorry Kate)
The internet is for porn. (I masturbate.)
All these guys unzip their flies for
PORN PORN Pooooorn! (The internet is not for porn...!)
POOOOOORN
POOOOOOOOOOORRRN....
Hold on a second!
Wha?

Now I know for a fact that you, Ron, trade stocks and check your portfolio on the internet.
That's correct.
And you, Brian, buy things on Amazon.com..
Sure.
And, you, Gary, keep selling your possessions on EBAY.
Yes I do!
And Princeton, you send me that sweet online birthday card.
True!

Oh, but Kate! What you think he do....after?? Heheheh
.........Yeah..
EWwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Grab your dick and double click for
PORN PORN PORN!!
Porn porn porn porn...
Porn PORN porn pORN!
The internet is for...
Internet is for...
INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
Muahahaaa!