worked all day and now tonight i'm off to shop for some swanky sexy shoes for the wedding. gotta do somethin to feel like a hottie in a god for saken bridesmaid dress. they're not so bad i guess. kind of a purple-y color that has laces up the back......
i have a motherload of laundry and other mundane domestic chores before my shopping extravaganza...so i'm outta here..
for those waiting for the latest psycho pre wedding bologna..
my bridezilla sister went off on her fiancee because there was a stripper at his bachelor shindig..she was nearly in tears.... I told her to grow up and she then declared me a pervert for "accepting" that men, married or otherwise are smitten with strippers...and then she threw my birthday gift at me. literally threw it at me..... . whatever. at least i'm not a psycho. and at least my boy doesn't have to hide shit from me.
thats all folks.
i got a hold of one of the new primus shows. its smokin!!!!!
later kids.
and for anyone who's reading this thats a stripper...thanks..i adore you.
i have a motherload of laundry and other mundane domestic chores before my shopping extravaganza...so i'm outta here..
for those waiting for the latest psycho pre wedding bologna..
my bridezilla sister went off on her fiancee because there was a stripper at his bachelor shindig..she was nearly in tears.... I told her to grow up and she then declared me a pervert for "accepting" that men, married or otherwise are smitten with strippers...and then she threw my birthday gift at me. literally threw it at me..... . whatever. at least i'm not a psycho. and at least my boy doesn't have to hide shit from me.
thats all folks.
i got a hold of one of the new primus shows. its smokin!!!!!
later kids.
and for anyone who's reading this thats a stripper...thanks..i adore you.
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voltaire:
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applerecords1251:
Your sister is lame. Good job on the sexy shoes though. You need to spice things up by wearing something hot under that bridesmaid dress.