quijybo

i'm hungover.

i hereby declare that "sleepaway camp" is the BEST WORST MOVIE EVER!
it even beat the village people's "can't stop the music".
that is very impressive indeed, my friends.
seriously, if you ever get your hands on a copy of this fine film you must watch it. it has pedophiles, overtly sexual 13 year olds, murder, intrigue, horrible dialogue, a horrific surprise ending, and a...
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so, my hot water was fixed saturday morning.
ceremony wasn't too terribly exciting, and i haven't been doing anything interesting since my last update.

i got $$ today. this is both good and bad. this is good, because it means i can get food. we are out of stuff to eat here. it is bad, because it means i really really need to go xmas...
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my hot water heater died.
i am currently mourning its loss by having messy semi-dirty hair.
hopefully my landlord will decide to stop being a slumlord and will fix it soon.

i'm spending my last $8 at ceremony tomorrow. come celebrate with me. i'll be the waifish elf girl with purple hair dancing maniacally.

realizing that most people are inherently untrustworthy has really helped increase my case of disillusionment.

i haven't felt able to openly express myself in months and so many days and hours and minutes, and they are piling up in my frustrated stagnation.

i want to be the girl i was that had no shame or remorse, and found power in her openess and honesty.

learn...
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i've managed to put my underwear on rightside out lately.

i need more reading material. i'm so glad i finally have time to read for pleasure.

i'm currently one or two chapters away from completing my reread of harry potter and the goblet of fire.
i think i need to get dave eggers' new book.

does anyone have any book suggestions?

have you ever accidentally put your underwear on inside out?

goddamn. i wish there was some universal law concerning truth that would help to ease my mind.
if someone has heard something defamatory about me, don't be afraid to privately confront me.
i will gladly explain my side of things, as long as you are willing to listen.

i had a rather enjoyable evening last night.
it started with a lovely thai dinner.
then, my boy and i went to this erotic art gallery for their holiday party and auction.
it was $3 to get in, and included free booze and a band played.
so, i got 3 drinks and participated when the band played.
the band is called the legion of the...
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these are the most brilliant lyrics ever.
PURE GENIUS!
[Intro:]
Who let the dogs out
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}

[Chorus:]
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

{woof, woof, woof, woof}

[Verse:]
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' {Hey,...
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