this one coworker of mine has severe issues. she's one of those dykes that looks so much like a guy that people think she is a guy 90% (and she's really defensive about it, and almost hit a coworker when he teased her about), and she's in one of those phases where she's trying to be straight for once or something.
she also likes to...
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i'm drunk.
thanks for making things fun, people.
it is now my actual birthday.
happy happy birthday to me!
(and thanks to those who already wished me a happy birthday. it is greatly appreciated.)
thanks for making things fun, people.
it is now my actual birthday.
happy happy birthday to me!
(and thanks to those who already wished me a happy birthday. it is greatly appreciated.)
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demigauge:
*hugs* *and gives you 22 b-day spankings*
hel:
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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xigorx:
truthfully i dont mind pop culture.... infact im a bit of a popculture whore... i have a heman tattoo and im turning it into an 80s toy calf thing... what do you call a sleave on your leg? a sock? maybe.... the point is invader zim and pokemon rule... but dont tell anyone i said that...
dr3w:
I love how our country is going back into the 1940's/50's scared of anyone that won't ally with us stage. It's ridiculous what we do to just push another country away because of something they did, ie. French toast wasn't always french toast. Pre wwII it was German toast, what will it be now? Anyhow sorry to rant in your comment section, but the freedom fry thing pisses me off.
[Edited on Feb 21, 2003]
[Edited on Feb 21, 2003]
i ventured out monday night, because i was going crazy being stuck in my house.
i took the bus and met destro and evilnicole at casey's, which was an adventure in itself because there was this guy on the bus that insisted on being annoying. if you ever see me sitting alone in public with a scowl on my face, please do not tell me...
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hel:
i'm not sure my mom is in town, she goes home tomoeeow but i'm not sure what time, i'm gonna try to make it... i'll say probably, most likely but if i'm not i'm sorry and happy birthday!
tryptamine_____:
wow. i always eat eggs when i'm hungover too, and everyone seems to think that's the grossest thing in the world. now, i can say "i know at least one other person who thinks eggs are good for hangovers!" and everyone will be like "oh yeah? who??" and then i'll mumble "um, this one girl." 
if you say "boredboredbored" really fast, it starts to sound like "borkborkbork!".
then, you are magically transformed into the swedish chef.
then, you are magically transformed into the swedish chef.
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killcast:
i'd like to say thank you for making me realize that i was talking to my computer twice tonight. and i really mean that. it totally made me laugh both times.
tunnelslats:
Always looking for new ways to bring the Swedish Chef into my day. Thank you.
That picture looks suspiciously like Monday Midget Madness. Say it ain't so!
That picture looks suspiciously like Monday Midget Madness. Say it ain't so!
i'm going to be in harrisburg for about 36 hours or something ridiculous like that.
i don't know if i'll be back in time for pgh monday night fun.
i just realized i'm going to have my period AGAIN for my birthday. ugh. i always have the best luck with that. i got my period for the very first time on vacation, and the second...
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i don't know if i'll be back in time for pgh monday night fun.
i just realized i'm going to have my period AGAIN for my birthday. ugh. i always have the best luck with that. i got my period for the very first time on vacation, and the second...
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demigauge:
meeps
butterfly2:
Cute pic, cute name
And happy early birthday!
And happy early birthday!
i swear. sometimes i think i become less intelligent the few days before my period. gah. also, i'm really exhausted and hating myself. i think this self-loathing is also a symptom of pms. i don't know. one of my friends is mad at me, but she seems to be unhappy a lot lately anyway. i just don't like it when i unintentially upset people i...
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demigauge:
ooo..shaving..smotth pritty skin.woot woot
jingoist1:
What are words for when no one listens anymore? Thanks for writing; I'm new, and have no online friends as of yet nor have I made much progress. Bummer
What bar is that in the background, it looks confusingly familiar?
What bar is that in the background, it looks confusingly familiar?
i went out and had fun tonight with penny. she did my make-up, and it was pretty. i really liked the eyes, but having my lips lined made me feel like a stripper or a transvestite (sorry, those are the people i normally see with obviously lined lips). i had to practice my lesbian skillz tonight to save us both from drunk men.
i borrowed...
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modernpopculture:
i would so like to see Kim in her makeup, how sexa would that be!
krista:
Honey, you don't need to practice your lesbian skills...the drunk men quake in your presence.
Eek! Save me!
Eek! Save me!
i think it is funny when guys hit on their waitress, like she's being nice to them because she deep down inside wants their cock and not because she's trying to get a nice tip.
today a guy offered to buy me a latte if i would join him while he drank his.
while it was a nice gesture, we get our drinks while we...
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today a guy offered to buy me a latte if i would join him while he drank his.
while it was a nice gesture, we get our drinks while we...
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bkwill:
Nice picture, cute butt. I posted some new pics, come check em out. Peace.
no0dles:
never hit on the help is a rule in our circles...
i like my job. sometimes people can be a pain in the ass, but typically the good outweighs the bad at my current place of employment.
not too long ago, one of my housemates yelled at me because i'm applying for cashier type retail jobs. she told me that i can do better, and that i "have a brain".
at this time, i'm taking a...
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not too long ago, one of my housemates yelled at me because i'm applying for cashier type retail jobs. she told me that i can do better, and that i "have a brain".
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vaj:
do what you want, child!
i work in retail, mucking about in a record store - and it's probably the best job i've ever had.
sure, it's not the most intellectually stimulating job i've ever had (i worked in advertising for a year in london), but fuck me, i'm getting out and having a laugh.
people will start seeing that you're of a healthier mind and soul because you're doing what makes you happy, and they'll keep quiet after that.
go girl! etc
i work in retail, mucking about in a record store - and it's probably the best job i've ever had.
sure, it's not the most intellectually stimulating job i've ever had (i worked in advertising for a year in london), but fuck me, i'm getting out and having a laugh.
people will start seeing that you're of a healthier mind and soul because you're doing what makes you happy, and they'll keep quiet after that.
go girl! etc
perdurabo:
you have all the time in the world...do what you want...not that I'm telling you to, just telling you that you can...you know if you want..
And Kim, if you ever want some fantasy metal you just let me know, I'll burn it for ya and put it in your mailbox...hehe...