quijybo

i was waaaay drunk last night.
i think i was kind of a cuddly drunk, though, so it is all good.

i love my boyfriend. the other day when we were cuddling in bed, all deliriously tired, he said that if he was to propose to me now he would do it dressed up as a pimp with 2 prostitutes on each arm. then, after i said "yes", we would ride off into the sunset in a rolls royce being driven by a 350 pound black man.

hahahahahahaha.