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goddamn. i wish there was some universal law concerning truth that would help to ease my mind.
if someone has heard something defamatory about me, don't be afraid to privately confront me.
i will gladly explain my side of things, as long as you are willing to listen.
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suoda:
Just slam 'em in the face with some Zapp. They always solve my problems.... well, it would be NICE if it all worked out that way. Everyone chill and get down to some Funkadelic...
vena666:
well next time, watch out for those desperate for attention. they'll sell you out for it, even if it's a bastardization of the truth.
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i had a rather enjoyable evening last night.
it started with a lovely thai dinner.
then, my boy and i went to this erotic art gallery for their holiday party and auction.
it was $3 to get in, and included free booze and a band played.
so, i got 3 drinks and participated when the band played.
the band is called the legion of the...
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tinfoilhalo:
Sometimes it's hard to believe that we live in the same city . I NEVER hear about stuff like this . I guess I'm just out of the loop . Sounds like you had fun though . Go-Go Dancer Kim-Bot ? I can't wait to see the action figures!!!

Dancing Hula Dildo . Exquisite . smile
drstinkypants:
alas i can not truthfully inform you that um, it is the flavor of frosting.
however i can say
your mom
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these are the most brilliant lyrics ever.
PURE GENIUS!
[Intro:]
Who let the dogs out
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}

[Chorus:]
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}

{woof, woof, woof, woof}

[Verse:]
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' {Hey,...
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echobunny:
you're a kook, ya know that?
tinfoilhalo:
YIKES!!!! Don't let SG Nic see that !!!! I fear for your safety if she does . confused
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i washed my hair with soft scrub with bleach tonight, and the best part is that it didn't make my hair fall out.
i was afraid it would make my hair break off and stuff, because my hair is already severely damaged from the bleach/dye process.
it seems to have helped with the hairdye bleeding a bit. i guess the real test is seeing if...
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fatelvis5:
oooo! what clavicles!
azura:
soft scrub? with bleach? why, oh god, why?

my hair is falling out from having bleached the pink out. can't get a job with pink hair, poo. can't get a job at all actually. i think i'm just gonna shave my head and when it grows back in, vow not to do anything to it.
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what the shit? someone hacked my account and sent another member a nasty email.
heads will roll.
fuckin psychos.
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joscelyne:
fuckers! they'll pay, dammit! and so we shall sing THE DOOM SONG!
stare:
when i got on today, my favorite SGs were all changed around. and i didnt do it. there's evil afoot.............

grrrrr....
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i'm so sick of my hair bleeding all over the place.
i've never had this problem with special effects before.
grr. everytime i wake up from sleeping, the entire right side of my face is purple.
my snatch hair is also now tinted purple.
no, i'm not taking pictures. you'll have to take my and nate's word for it.
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tryptamine_____:
i've heard vinegar helps. i don't know how.

geez, how helpful i am.

my hair bleeds too. my pillow is orange, dammit.
tinfoilhalo:
My hands bleed all over the place . DAMN STIGMATA!!!

Hmmm...purple haired Kim sounds pretty sweet . Hook us up with a pic . You're purple hair on your HEAD , I mean .
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i don't know what i'm doing anymore. as soon as i think i have a grasp on myself and my life situation, something completely changes or i just lose the concept or something.
i think i've finally figured out how to handle this damn existential crisis, and tomorrow i make my first big step.
yes. i'm being cryptic. many of you should know what i'm...
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vena666:
of course, you'll still be admitting your lasting devotion to me, right?

it's ok, i'm a good slavemaster tongue
tinfoilhalo:
You're not joining a cult , are you ? Cause if you are , hold off for awhile . I'm trying to start my own cult , and I think you'd be a great " enforcer " . You know , you get to berate and smack the other cult members around when they get out of line . I'll even give you first choice of robes . C'mon....it'll be fun . We can be cult buddies .

If that's not it , should I ask what it is ?

Take Care . smile
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i'm finally back in pittsburgh. i had a lot of fun last night in philly, and i guess you have all convinced me that i need a new profile pic.
help me make one or something.
yeah, i did yoga, booty danced with penny, got drunk, and then made out with my boyfriend in a bus so jason could take pics.
don't believe vena. he...
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tinfoilhalo:
Hey...I like your pic . If you want to change it though , I might be able to help . I gots mad Photoshop skills , yo .

Glad you had fun in Philly . Hopefully the anal sex was fun too!!! wink
slightpressureok:
I'd like to see more pics of the stuff in your room!
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i don't really have much to say. i've wanted to update this several times, but words have escaped me.
yesterday was my boy's bday. he's 24 now. i wore my frisk-me.com cheerlead undies and bra set with a 23 on them in honor of the occasion. his parents took us out for sushi. i had unagidon, and enjoyed watching his mom fumble at using the...
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drstinkypants:
oh wafflebutt, how your butt is like a waffle, let me count the ways
1. mainly just 1 way
aaand that officially isnt funny anymore
ika13:
Ugh, I'll second the comment about the Rex, that place sucks donkey dick. I saw the Templars there over the summer, and for a show which should have been bawdy bawdy rowdy rowdy it was just a couple peole standing around while the rest of 'em sat around. Weak! The venue itself isn't so bad, they just need to get rid of a row or two of chairs and stop charging so much mad cash to get in. The location is nice, at least, but other than that, its weakness incarnate.
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yesterday, we did partner exercises in yoga andhe really cute girl i've been kinda crushing on all semester chose me as her partner.
she's even cuter when you interact with her.
i'm a complete dork, though, and was all shy and so now she probably thinks i'm a weirdo. i just want to be friends with her.
why can i only talk to cute/hot chix0rs...
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tryptamine_____:
heh. you are not alone. the worst is when i see a cute girl on the 2nd drink, and i think "just one more and i'll go talk to her." but by the end of the 3rd drink, i'm too trashed and i know it, and the chance is gone...

and yeah, i'm a lightweight. whatever
tinfoilhalo:
200 WORDS!!!! I'm not sure that I even KNOW 200 words!!!! Okay , I'll give it a shot .

"I ( repeat Really 100 times ) would like to be your crush . You're ( repeat Very 90 times ) cool " .

Woooo...how was that ? Quite a strain on the old mind . Have to let me know thee results. wink
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what in the fuck? i woke up at 8 am this morning. it is a SATURDAY. i think there is something amiss in the universe.
i made scrambled eggs with spinach and cheddar cheese, rye toast, and tea with milk and honey. i have a sense of accomplishment, and my tummy is content.
on the seeming universe imbalance... so many people i know are having...
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penelopelee:
you, john allen and i are all the same size [once i get rid of my newly developed orthotricyclin fat] and eyeglasses prescription. i think this means we should all live together in a giant den of love and wear each other's clothes, go dancing, and hug all the time.
verifythis:
I would love to get the link to that study on neuronal development that you put in chat that time! Please!

xo sarah
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things have been so entirely odd lately. i was in the local paper on monday in my halloween costume. i had no idea my pic had even been taken. weird.
today, i did data collection for a study i'm doing for my "test and measurement" class. i learned that when i try, i am very convincing. people just couldn't say no to me, no matter...
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drstinkypants:
you got me.

(time for a journal update isnt it young lady?)
desidia:
i love you for writing in my journal