Let's all sing it:
"I don't want to go to work tomorrow,
Please oh please oh please,
Would any event short of gross physical injury please happen to justify my not waking up at 5:30 in the morning?
Mondays suck."
My friend is going in for his heart surgery tomorrow.
I can already tell that I don't want to get out of bed in the...
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BURNINATING THE PEASANTS!
BURNINATING ALL THE PEOPLE IN THEIR THATCH-ROOF COTTAGES!
THEIR THATCH-ROOOF COOTTAAGEEEESSS!
u rule.