quickley

Because real entries are for Pussies.

5 Weird Habits:

5. Whistling before I pee. It's a pavlovian thing.
4. I clean my nosering in class.
3. I rock back & forth on my feet and tend to keep my eyes closed I sing.
2. I chew at my hands, especially when they're all eczematic.
1. I check the mailbox compulsively (like, everytime I walk by...
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If "Technical Director" is your title, you should:

a) Not be afraid of, or uncomfortable with the use of key shop tools, such as the table saw, the hammer, and cable ties.

b) Know that Duct Tape and giggles, as charming as the idea may be, are ineffective and costly solutions to fixing most things.

c) Not assign your one skilled technician to the task...
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I had a taxi driver tell me, first thing this morning, tell me to get rid of that thing in my nose. I'm ruining my image, he said, "You'll never get married."

Oi.

J'ai eu mal 'a yeule.

Let me explain the oral nightmare that I've undergone in the past few weeks.

On Tuesday, there was an incident with a giant blood-thirsty roast beef sandwich.

By Wednesday morning, my lower lip was twice it's natural size, and the back of my labret was lost. Embedded in swollen lipness. A panicked trip to the piercer reveals that the...
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In lieu of a real update... 'cause I'm lazy...

the thing that's been goin' round...

1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?

My perception, my ability to read people, my instincts. (s)he said "We'll get this one right, so we don't have to worry about 'er"

2. If you...
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Me Voila!

See my gorgeous self, as shot by the lovely, the talented Shazzy in my pics folder.

What fun!

It's really not so bad.

And so, we resolve to soldier on.

Being in some parts of New Brunswick makes my asthma flare up, my skin break out, and makes me feel like a mutant.
Some parts of New Brunswick force me to think inside a box roughly an eighth of the size of the box I've spent my entire adult life learning to think...
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I stole this from Shazzy...



What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Got naked in front of a camera.
Got naked in front of a lady.
Got naked outside.
Lived alone.

Did you keep your new years resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I resolved to be more social, and succeeded, more or less. For next year,...
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In keeping with the Christmas spirit, I drank all day yesterday.

Early mornin' Bourbon serves as nudity-facilitating lubricant. There are now naked pictures of me in existance. Shooting a set was just as much fun as I'd imagined. Shazzy's fabulously comfy to be around. Keep an eye out for gratuitous boob and pit hair shot. I'll be showin' them off soon enough.

The rest...
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