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Built around a hole in the ground, in the middle of a potato field, in the middle of the woods.

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Wednesday May 16, 2007

May 16, 2007
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I am bored at work. Aren't you?

If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:

A wrench, a shiny blue pair of steel-toed boots, A laptop, A carton of 1% milk, and a pair of really hot designer glasses.

I have an irrational fear of:
Lentils in unexpected places.

What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Cookies! And the Patented MacRae Family Burger Beef Soup.

What weight were you when you were born?
8 pounds. Some Ounces.

What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most?
Hide. Make sure I was never discovered, and steal their food and firewood in their sleep.

I am most opposed to:
Dishonesty.
Spinelessness.
General Immaturity.

What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Its not cheating if the rules say it's allowed.

Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
Myspace? Who's on Myspace anymore?
No, I do most of my secret stalking on SG, and it's brought me nothing but the very best things life has to offer.

I am too old to be:
Cast in the role of Little Orphan Annie.
Receiving a discount from the STM.
Dancing for 16 hours a week straight heffed up on Ecstasy.

I find the thought of childbirth:
Not nearly as frightening as the thought of childrearing. And that, not nearly as frightening as the thought of being the parent of a rebellious 14 year old. I mean... It's scary... because I can't think of what on Earth a child of mine would have to rebel against...

Next door to my house is:
A mysterious residence called 'L'cole des sages' that has old ladies that tend to ogle as my dates and I make out on the balcony.

My feet are:
Cold.

My preferred style of jeans is:
Uhm. Not low rise. All my jeans are so low-rise. I like the belly. So do my fans. But I don't need to feel like Homer on a daily basis.

I know how to cook:
Most things. I am best at down-home meat & potatoes, family holiday dinner style cuisine.

I am annoyed at:
Chamber Music Ticket Patrons.
Transit Interruptions.
Banked Work hours, leading me to work more for the same pay.

Men should always:
Treat every woman in the world as if they were their girlfriends, and treat their girlfriends as though they were the only women in the world.

Women should never:
Manipulate. Be emotionally remote. Use. Try to change him. Be unclear. Pay heed to their insecurities. Compete. Keep score. Withold. Blame their cycles. Ask for it, and deny having done so.

What do you think is the worst way to be dumped?
Via Post-it, text message, or e-mail.

What child-related smell do you not like?
This answer should be obvious.

What sea creature scares you?
Red Coral. It's pretty, but you better not touch that stuff, man. Trust me.

What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
Light, ashy brown... or alternately, dark ashy blonde.

What object have you broken most recently?
My Bike. Stupid Bike.

Name one of the Spice Girls:
Steak spice?

What was the last thing to make you cry?
Katharine's Cat.

I would like to be in an advertisement for:
Skin Care, Rock & Roll, Intelligent Smut, any good cause.

What are the stems of wine glasses for?
To increase the likelyhood of the thing tipping over and crashing dramatically.

My favorite shoes are:
12 year old Burgundy Doc Marten 8-holes.

My mothers' greatest fear is:
Confronting my father, maybe.

Can you use chopsticks?
I can. And do. Unless I'm Lazy.

Do you prefer beaches or forests?
Beaches. Both are fraught with danger to me, but a sunburn is much easier to cope with than a face fulla hives and an asthma attack, a runny nose, and itchy eyes.
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
valcapone:
Dagnabbit, I missed you! And you missed being one of 270 (260?) of Patrick's wives! wink

Construction site over lady friend? Dude, there's no contest. He'd better be making shitloads of money to spoil you with...
Jun 18, 2007
valcapone:
Ahhhh, okay, that sounds much better, now that you've explained it. In which case I will stop irrationally hating him. wink
Jun 19, 2007

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