Because, everything Kafeine can do, I can do as well...
And especially because it ticks off halfjack so beautifully
And especially because it ticks off halfjack so beautifully
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
DO YOU SNORE?
Not without catching myself and ceasing immediately.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'm a sap's what. Love's the only thing I'm willing to really fight for.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Retiring to a quiet life of Retail.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?
Lego? No. That's for boys.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?
I'd MUCH rather be in it than watch it. I wouldn't expect any of you to watch me be an idiot on Reality TV, should this eventually occur. Don't worry.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No..
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Like most small babies, I bore an uncanny resemblance to Winston Churchill.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
*meh*
The heart wants what it wants.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Noir.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I AM Ella AND Billie in the shower.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I AM Ella & Billie in the shower.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
NYC! Woot!
Or anywhere sick with museums and galleries. I'm a Nerd, and that's why you love me.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
Truth is, I didn't eat fish at all 'til I had sushi.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
No.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
I don't understand how there's a lack of ozone in the sky, and yet it appears in every bottle of drinking water I've ever purchased. Does putting it in drinking water not exacerbate the problem a little?
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
3. I lick with my teeth.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
No!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Sure. I hate them. They're always fulla cryin' babies and corn omelettes. Corn? Ew.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?
Only ever in one circumstance have I ever thought so. That circumstance being when I worked as a techie at the FEMA diving championships.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
1 50$ licence = food for your family for the whole winter?
Where I come from, you 'git that moose. And you eat what's put in front of you, goddamn it.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
So much, it was the reason I began writing in highschool.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Everything twice fold, since I live in a house contaminated with mould, the allergy to which has aggravated my other allergies to dust, pollen, cats, and avocados.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU."
To my ex, on MSN the other day.
I've got 1/2 a mind to do something about it too.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
Yes. He, Elvis, Diana and Marilyn have been livin' up on the tropical island of Pango-Pango where the Dodo dissapeared to, and where Jimmi Hoffa lived out his old age before croaking in 1994.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Once. But not in a sappy way, in a "How the hell did my best friend chose a Josh Groban song for her first dance!?"
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Depends what I'm doing with them. Usually sunny-side up.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Nope. But it's always a great scapegoat whenever I do something ridiculous.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Gnome land. D'uh.
WHAT SMELLS TURN YOU ON?
Sweat.
Dolce & Gabanna men's cologne.
Givenchy's Pi.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
8:06 p.m.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Net. Netster. Nanners. Netsy, Netsky, Ninny. Contine, Quickley, Deliryum.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes, and I love it anyway.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Maybe last Wednesday?
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths are sacred.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
No! And neither is jesus and the easterbunny!
hehehe.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Pot, stress, sugar, SG, craigslist.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
'lil column A, 'lil column B
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once. But I only woke up at like, 7.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
I contend there's a huge division between drug use, and drug abuse. I am a user.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?
No. I'm gonna die of pneumonia and hemorrhoids. Right. Shut up, mom.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?
Yes! Once, to Halifax and back, from Fredericton. I got Mono. It was bad. But only for that reason.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Yesterday, having learned that my aunt tried to kill herself by eating another bottle of pills yesterday.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Meh. Could be worse. Could be better, but that'd cost more.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?
Me, in 10 years, having grown up and chilled out.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Not particularly. Although observant, and perceptive. Which can seem downright psychic to those who aren't.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
I tried, I failed.
I missed it in school 'cause the other class studied it. We studied To Kill a Mocking Bird, and there weren't enough books to go around.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
My body is my instrument.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
If by skateboard, you mean sit on the thing and roll down the hill, then yes.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
In the right company, absolutely. What I don't like tho, is bugs.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Nope. I never laugh.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Not particularly. Kinda grew out of my gothy pagan phase.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
I wonder if my desire to own a dog has to do with my lack of boyfriend at the moment.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
It's not like Santa. It's there. There's proof.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
In a manner of speaking.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
My mom knows I'm naked on the internet. In the event my kid brothers stumble upon that in 10 years time. They would, too. Nerds.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Macaroni
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Occasionally.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
Yeah, but generally in vain. Which is how most things go for me.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
"Nivea Soft. Soft! Like gentle summer rain!"
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Not in a long time.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
JT & the Clouds. *swoon*
DO YOU SNORE?
Not without catching myself and ceasing immediately.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'm a sap's what. Love's the only thing I'm willing to really fight for.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Retiring to a quiet life of Retail.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?
Lego? No. That's for boys.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?
I'd MUCH rather be in it than watch it. I wouldn't expect any of you to watch me be an idiot on Reality TV, should this eventually occur. Don't worry.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No..
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Like most small babies, I bore an uncanny resemblance to Winston Churchill.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
*meh*
The heart wants what it wants.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Noir.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I AM Ella AND Billie in the shower.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I AM Ella & Billie in the shower.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
NYC! Woot!
Or anywhere sick with museums and galleries. I'm a Nerd, and that's why you love me.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
Truth is, I didn't eat fish at all 'til I had sushi.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
No.
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
I don't understand how there's a lack of ozone in the sky, and yet it appears in every bottle of drinking water I've ever purchased. Does putting it in drinking water not exacerbate the problem a little?
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
3. I lick with my teeth.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
No!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Sure. I hate them. They're always fulla cryin' babies and corn omelettes. Corn? Ew.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?
Only ever in one circumstance have I ever thought so. That circumstance being when I worked as a techie at the FEMA diving championships.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
1 50$ licence = food for your family for the whole winter?
Where I come from, you 'git that moose. And you eat what's put in front of you, goddamn it.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
So much, it was the reason I began writing in highschool.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Everything twice fold, since I live in a house contaminated with mould, the allergy to which has aggravated my other allergies to dust, pollen, cats, and avocados.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU."
To my ex, on MSN the other day.
I've got 1/2 a mind to do something about it too.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
Yes. He, Elvis, Diana and Marilyn have been livin' up on the tropical island of Pango-Pango where the Dodo dissapeared to, and where Jimmi Hoffa lived out his old age before croaking in 1994.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Once. But not in a sappy way, in a "How the hell did my best friend chose a Josh Groban song for her first dance!?"
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Depends what I'm doing with them. Usually sunny-side up.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Nope. But it's always a great scapegoat whenever I do something ridiculous.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Gnome land. D'uh.
WHAT SMELLS TURN YOU ON?
Sweat.
Dolce & Gabanna men's cologne.
Givenchy's Pi.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
8:06 p.m.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Net. Netster. Nanners. Netsy, Netsky, Ninny. Contine, Quickley, Deliryum.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Yes, and I love it anyway.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Maybe last Wednesday?
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths are sacred.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
No! And neither is jesus and the easterbunny!
hehehe.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Pot, stress, sugar, SG, craigslist.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
'lil column A, 'lil column B
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Nope.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once. But I only woke up at like, 7.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
I contend there's a huge division between drug use, and drug abuse. I am a user.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?
No. I'm gonna die of pneumonia and hemorrhoids. Right. Shut up, mom.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?
Yes! Once, to Halifax and back, from Fredericton. I got Mono. It was bad. But only for that reason.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Blue.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Yesterday, having learned that my aunt tried to kill herself by eating another bottle of pills yesterday.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Meh. Could be worse. Could be better, but that'd cost more.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?
Me, in 10 years, having grown up and chilled out.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Not particularly. Although observant, and perceptive. Which can seem downright psychic to those who aren't.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
I tried, I failed.
I missed it in school 'cause the other class studied it. We studied To Kill a Mocking Bird, and there weren't enough books to go around.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
My body is my instrument.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
If by skateboard, you mean sit on the thing and roll down the hill, then yes.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
In the right company, absolutely. What I don't like tho, is bugs.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Nope. I never laugh.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Not particularly. Kinda grew out of my gothy pagan phase.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
I wonder if my desire to own a dog has to do with my lack of boyfriend at the moment.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
It's not like Santa. It's there. There's proof.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
In a manner of speaking.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
My mom knows I'm naked on the internet. In the event my kid brothers stumble upon that in 10 years time. They would, too. Nerds.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Macaroni
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Occasionally.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
Yeah, but generally in vain. Which is how most things go for me.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
"Nivea Soft. Soft! Like gentle summer rain!"
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Not in a long time.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
JT & the Clouds. *swoon*
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