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I'm going to be in Chicago this Friday, and I am headed to see Salome perform her headlineer burlesque where she will RUIN CHRISTMAS!!!

She says:

Christmas is cold, it makes you go broke, you have to hang out with your family, you have to hear r&b versions of Christmas carols everywhere. It's a dark time, blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

So I've got a holiday gift for all the Scrooges out there: half-naked ladies, and METAL.

I am headlining Mo Roses and Vaudezilla's Christmas show, Spectacular! Spectacular! on Dec. 12. It will be full of adorable dancing ladies and holiday cheer -- then fucking King Diamond and I will come in and make everything metal.

Obviously so much brutality is too much for one holiday to withstand, so this will be SALOME'S ONLY SHOW IN DECEMBER. Come out to Gorilla Tango on Dec. 12, and watch me ruin Christmas!




buy your tickets here!!
http://www.gorillatango.com/cgi-bin/public/gttv2.cgi?location_number=2&show_num=2198