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Sunday Jun 03, 2012

Jun 3, 2012
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I want to begin this blog by thanking the individual who invented sex toy parties. You are a genius. With that being said allow me to explain...

This past weekend I was invited to an Adult Themed Party. I have been to these special events during my college days but I lot of time has passed since then. I felt that it was my duty to attend and see how the world of female pleasure devices had changed.

Upon arriving I notice that most of the girl were drinking and bashfully averting their eyes to the floor. Most of the girls avoided looking at the bright pink table covered with flavored lubes and blue didlos. I on the other had stared right at it. I carefully analyzed each product and realized that I had owned about 70% of them at one point in time or other. The other girls quickly noticed my gaze and slowly started to break out of their shells. Slowly, the conversation changed to "How do you use that?" and "OMG does that make his dick BIGGER?" I softly chuckled to myself at their innocence. At that point I knew I was in for a good night.

As the night began to wind down we were all handed an order sheet. I saw all the girls thumb through the catalog and frantically write down what they wanted to buy. I myself thumbed through the pages and circled the items I wanted. When we had written down what we wanted we were asked to enter a separate room to PRIVATELY place our orders with the hostess. Nine girls entered and nine girls came out with a bright pink bag in tow. I noticed that though the size of the bag changed one thing remained the same. A massive smile plastered on each of the girls faces. It was then that I realized that for some of these girls this was their first pleasure buy. Some girls, i deduced, were to afraid to enter a sex shop to buy a bright purple vibrator. However, here in the privacy of someone's home in a one on one situation the world was their oyster. They didn't have to worry about wandering eyes judging them for buying the double ended dildo or the throat numbing spray. It was this revelation that really made me appreciate these types of parties.

When my turn came to place my order I entered the room with my product list in hand. I smiled at the hostess, thanked her for having the party and quietly shut the door.

So to wrap this all up I want to close with this final statement: If you can't fuck yourself ladies, how in the hell can you fuck someone else! Don't be shy, host a party and buy those kinky sex toys you always wanted. I promise no one is judging you here. wink

XOXOX kiss
QM
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
factory_girl:
yea, nice story! i didnt realize they had these parties either. but yea i can it would a nicer experience for the first time sex toy shopping for some girls .
Jun 4, 2012
shadowbard:
Good advice!
Jun 14, 2012

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