quasi_sean

There was a time in 6th grade that this ugly guy stole my inhaler and held my hand down on a metal slide until it burnt.

I tried to play football once when I was in 4th grade and someone threw the football right at my nose, and my nose bled for hours, and even worse, whenever I sniffed, it smelled like football.

I once went skinny-dipping in a river and felt like I might be Tom Sawyer. Then I saw little fish and worried that they might try and go in my bum, so I got out.