quasi_sean

This is my palace of insanity and crazy animal cracker laughter where the royal treatment is given to everyone and anyone w/a ticket to ride can board the short bus where they won't be laughed at cause it's the most happening ride in this wild joint, and we stop off at some sort of Dungeon filled w/chameleons and butterscotch Slip-n-slides...we hang there for 48 minutes and drag ourselves to the hookah bar for laughter and drinks w/the Mayor and his son who proceeds to go mad and smash himself over the head w/ seven bottles of beer before declaring this party the best ever and passing out in the lap of a horny, hungover transvestite. I clap wildly at his antics, the shimmy my way down to the titty club, which is silly because all the dancers have no breasts, having lost them all in various surgeries or freak accidents...but we all oogle and tip ridiculously anyway (because they are all still very beautiful) and their lap dances are extraordinary. I've almost had enough of this evening...(must pass by the Eunich Lady's Club) and head straight to the bowling alley for a few games...and I pass out in the middle of the slippery alley...my fingers still in the holes of the ball.