Inspired by Rocky Dennis.
These things are nice:
Marlboro Menthols, 16 CANDLES, A.F.I., Comfy Beds, Milk, Pineapple, Soy, Aquafina Water, Quentin Tarantino, Allen Ginsberg's Poetry, Damon Wayans, pajama pants, Walmart @ 3 a.m., unexpected phone calls from your girlfriend, sleeping thru math class and dreaming that you're drowing in your drool puddle, bread that doesn't burn in the toaster, a newly waxed floor, no bills in the mailbox, no dog shit in front of your mailbox that holds no bills, no 18-car pile-ups on the Houston interstate, when i don't pee on the seat, beer, Homer Simpson, movies w/o Freddie Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard, or Cuba Gooding Jr. in them, bean and lettuce burritos from Taco Bell, crossword puzzles in the National Enquirer...and finally....cookies and booty.
First you told me he was gonna be retarded, then you told me he was gonna be blind AND deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be in fuckin' chop suey in China by now! --Cher
These things are nice:
Marlboro Menthols, 16 CANDLES, A.F.I., Comfy Beds, Milk, Pineapple, Soy, Aquafina Water, Quentin Tarantino, Allen Ginsberg's Poetry, Damon Wayans, pajama pants, Walmart @ 3 a.m., unexpected phone calls from your girlfriend, sleeping thru math class and dreaming that you're drowing in your drool puddle, bread that doesn't burn in the toaster, a newly waxed floor, no bills in the mailbox, no dog shit in front of your mailbox that holds no bills, no 18-car pile-ups on the Houston interstate, when i don't pee on the seat, beer, Homer Simpson, movies w/o Freddie Prinze Jr., Matthew Lillard, or Cuba Gooding Jr. in them, bean and lettuce burritos from Taco Bell, crossword puzzles in the National Enquirer...and finally....cookies and booty.
First you told me he was gonna be retarded, then you told me he was gonna be blind AND deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be in fuckin' chop suey in China by now! --Cher
so you know the begining of 16 candles, where they are talking about the traffic report right as its starting? where they are talking about is where i live in IL...so everytime i see that movie it makes me slightly homesick.
i love my comfy bed. and a lot of the other stuff too.
umm and obviously booty. specially mine.
So glad to see your updating. Miss you tons. Germany is a beautiful place. Yup yup, it sure is. Kisses to you!