Don't Call it a COMEBACK!!
So...
First and foremost, I am excited. Someone is coming to visit me. Some of you may put two and two together and come up with her name quickly, while others will scratch their heads and moan until I tell you.
Well...
Anyway, just know that there will be fun times for the Sean in a mere couple of weeks, plenty of time for me to lose that Christmas belly, dye my hair, get botox, and those ass-implants I have always longed for. I'm such a smiling idiot right now.
Secondly, for all of you who have been chomping at the bits for another book from yours truly...your wait is over. I recently bypassed all of my roomie's efforts to block said publication and now it has arrived. Out of sheer paranoia I wanted to wait until I got my copy before putting it on sale (altho I did see the result in a PDF file--whatever the fuck that is) but I realized that if indeed anything is wrong with it, it's going to be that since I am almost completely bereft of original ideas and formats, it's pretty similar to the first one. There is however a couple of new things--but the majority of it will be recognizable if you happen to be a regular reader of my journals. You can preview or purchase my latest gift (?) to the world by clicking the little link to your left.
It's called Broken Teeth/ Light Bulb Fascination. Named for the poem which begins the book. Yeah...I know....I'm beyond odd.
Anyhoo, have a good day.
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nipples.
So...
First and foremost, I am excited. Someone is coming to visit me. Some of you may put two and two together and come up with her name quickly, while others will scratch their heads and moan until I tell you.
Well...
Anyway, just know that there will be fun times for the Sean in a mere couple of weeks, plenty of time for me to lose that Christmas belly, dye my hair, get botox, and those ass-implants I have always longed for. I'm such a smiling idiot right now.
Secondly, for all of you who have been chomping at the bits for another book from yours truly...your wait is over. I recently bypassed all of my roomie's efforts to block said publication and now it has arrived. Out of sheer paranoia I wanted to wait until I got my copy before putting it on sale (altho I did see the result in a PDF file--whatever the fuck that is) but I realized that if indeed anything is wrong with it, it's going to be that since I am almost completely bereft of original ideas and formats, it's pretty similar to the first one. There is however a couple of new things--but the majority of it will be recognizable if you happen to be a regular reader of my journals. You can preview or purchase my latest gift (?) to the world by clicking the little link to your left.
It's called Broken Teeth/ Light Bulb Fascination. Named for the poem which begins the book. Yeah...I know....I'm beyond odd.
Anyhoo, have a good day.
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nipples.
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a visit!
She better be nice, or I will kiss her.