quasi_sean

allowed to hibernate for the entire winter i emerged in the early spring sporting a disgusting nappy beard full of dried-up drool and animal crackers that suddenly developed heart beats and all attempted to leave at the same time thus causing my beard to stretch for miles and providing shelter for those less fortunate and it kept away the rain and even the sun until they all resembled albinos w/drinking problems and w/the world's problems resting on my shoulders i attempted to shave but it took years and my arms grew tired so i began to sell acres of it off to those who would feed it properly and watch it reach the sky where they could all rise above and be blistered beyond recognition by the sun that by now was an unfamiliar ball of hatred merely hanging to destroy---

this is impatient.

if you calm me down--quiet the conversations i am having w/the walls of this prison spray expensive cologne into the air vents feed me w/a spork some soup that will make me retch and scream vowels into the toilet and beat me until the afternoon says no--

if you can do it for me, i shall write you into the greatest fantasy imaginable where we'll live forever and i'll smell your hair like Dr. Pepper and sing songs that you can stand over and over again we'll make love in shells on the beach and lite fires in the waves w/our juice.

kick me and awake me from this dream.

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1. you live awesome.
2. take a shower with the floor mop.
3. engage in political conversation w/a eunich.
4. spoil rotten the PO-TAY-TOES.
5. i'm drowning. been drowned. been down long.
6. embellish the truth, constantly---?
7. have a love affair w/proper punctuation.

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design is over for now. experiment is stinky.