Wednesday Sep 08, 2010

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Me
Girls suck because we are bitchy, sneaky and slutty
Boys suck because they are perverted, rude and dumb


Zack
I would rephrase all three of those as straightforward
and all of the girls ones as not-straightforward


Me
Girls are just emotional then


Zack
whereas we are stalwart, logical, and reasonable
like vulcans.

Me
I openly admit to being more Kirk than Spock
I am very emotional and unreasonable


Zack
see? and boys are spock. Distant and emotionless when having a soul might be a useful thing


Me
And yet, a boy would be nice


Zack
what is a kirk without a spock
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qbug:
Probably with Sulu or Scotty or Janice or Church or Chekov or Uhura or a red shirt. Idk man, we left a lot of characters out of this analogy.
rudiecantfail:
I think Sulu's the gay BFF that Kirk confides in.

McCoy's the racist, homophobic, all-around-bigoted father-figure for Kirk, who doesn't want Kirk hanging around Spock.

Scotty's the alcoholic uncle.

That's all I got so far.

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