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Sunday Dec 27, 2009

Dec 27, 2009
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Best.
Porn.
Ever.

2 nerds answer an ad for male talent. They show up in Star Wars helmets, and one of them gets rejected for having a cocktail weenie sized penis. The other one gets to have sex with Karina. She has tourettes and calls him a motherfucker the whole time.

I'm only like a minute into it, but seriously the greatest thing ever. [update: after he cums she calls him a bitch-ass-fucker]

http://youporn.com/watch/377677/karina-kay-fucking-a-nerd/


....in case you were wondering, I searched the website for nerd porn. I'm disappointed though, cuz the cocktail weenie guy was way cuter. They didn't show his penis though. It was probably just a joke. whatever
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
elipsis:
im so tempted to click that link...surreal
Dec 31, 2009
ravioli:
i just randomly found the pic you are using as your second profile pic in my folders the other day <3
Jan 17, 2010

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