I'm kind of a scary bitch. Found out who his new girlfriend is... yelled and broke things for a while. Checked out her myspace. She's not cute. She's thin, but she's not cute. She just turned 18, just got outta high school and just had her braces taken off.
Her myspace quote says that she LOVES her Kevin. Let me emphasize differently this time: she loves HER Kevin.
You've been going out for 2 weeks, sweetie. Give me a break.
I've got the creepy giggles now. I'm certainly not happy, but I can't stop smiling. It makes me feel violent and evil, kind of like the Joker.
As an added creepy bonus, I printed out a picture of her skankness and taped it to my stationary bike. It'll keep me working out when I get lazy, cuz I need to get thinner than her. Or at least thin enough that the fact that I'm prettier counts for something.
Yes, I know I've gone insane. It happens.
Her myspace quote says that she LOVES her Kevin. Let me emphasize differently this time: she loves HER Kevin.
You've been going out for 2 weeks, sweetie. Give me a break.
I've got the creepy giggles now. I'm certainly not happy, but I can't stop smiling. It makes me feel violent and evil, kind of like the Joker.
As an added creepy bonus, I printed out a picture of her skankness and taped it to my stationary bike. It'll keep me working out when I get lazy, cuz I need to get thinner than her. Or at least thin enough that the fact that I'm prettier counts for something.
Yes, I know I've gone insane. It happens.
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sillyokio:
hehehe. that's so funny. i wanna see what this bitch looks like.
chi:
Ah, you're at the "I'm so crazy mad I'm insane so I will laugh" stage. Yeah, I go through too often. Lets kick her!!