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Monday Aug 08, 2005

Aug 8, 2005
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Never have I ever...

thrown the torn trash bag of dog poo into the dumpster and had diarrhea splash out onto my shirt and pantsleg and scrubbed the garments with paper towels and windex and worn them to lunch and leaned away from the server and gagged the whole hour because of the smell.
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In reference to this,, as you too may have noticed, there is apparently a THIRD pussy in a poker set. You and Gamblor the cat are no longer just twins, thanks to Vitriol you can aptly call yourself a triplet! Congrats!

Also: thanks for the birthday-yay-ay wishes!

Also: analog/digital fortune has an odd mystique that has my approval in spite of it's "proverb" category. A rare gem, good find.

Also: Never have I ever been cleaning up dog diarrhea on my hands and knees all week, to the point that I ended up clogging my own toilet with it, and have used up over a bajillion paper towels. Actually, in retrospect,, I have. Poor carpet. But nothing like your diarrhea mess, my sympathies...
Aug 18, 2005
kore:
the thing about pineapple suits me. i've never heard that before, but i am popular at a party. wink

bear is a through and through mutt.

and hello, by the way. i can't wait for your set.
Aug 25, 2005

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