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Tuesday Aug 09, 2005

Aug 8, 2005
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CONFRONTATION:

The rain kept me up all freakin night. So I drug my sorry butt downstairs to make some coffee and get an early start. I flipped the light on to the kitchen and there he was. Mr. Jingles and I staring at each other, neither of us moving (cue cheesy western music). A showdown in the kitchen, me with bed-head and him with a tiny Shiners hat on, smelling of cheap booze and cigarettes. We just stood there for what seemed hours. Suddenly, he bolted for me (okay, so maybe he flinched a little). So of course I shrieked and ran upstairs to the safety of my bedroom.

Round one is yours Mr. Jingles, but dont get too smug in your hollow victory. Damn you Mr. Jingles, damn you!
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zak:
pirates have bad everything.. thats what makes them so wicked... they walk around with a swagger, or pegleg, wearing the most ridiculous clothes you could ever imagine, top it off with a triangular hat, and they're on their merry fuckin way.
pirates know what they want, and they're gonna get it. how awesome is that?
Aug 10, 2005
zahara:
*cue suspenseful music*

Dum-Dum-Dum!
Aug 10, 2005

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