Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats Tip

q

Deep inside the unstable mind

SG Since 2004

Followers 3237 Following 1408

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Oct 24, 2004

Oct 24, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Hi kiddies

I'd like to take a little of you time to spread the love and supreme knowledge of dragonfruit! I was in the crazy fruit isle and laid my eyes on this wonder for the first time yesterday. With it's magical color, i was sure that this fruit could have come from nowhere but the tree of life itself! This surely had to be the fruit of the gods! And the name, DRAGONFRUIT, demands respect! I held this fruit close to my heart the whole busride home.


See!! Look at the color alone! And those greeny....thingys... . Yeah.

But i was in for a much further surprise when it was split open....


SWEET JEBUS! Could this be the queen of all kiwis? A sweet jelly desert in an attractive shell?

Could this be the most delicious thing ever grown??? Could this fruit rule my life from now on??

It was time.

Time to taste.....




and.......

DECEPTION!


IT TASTES OF NOTHING!!! NOT EVEN AS TASTEFUL AS WATER!!!

It's like a great blob of tasteless gelatin.

Sure the seeds are fun to crunch....but ....still.. frown

My conclusion is that dragonfruit is dissapointment wrapped in a magenta shell.

-Q!

ps- i am now addicted to dragonfruit.
VIEW 25 of 78 COMMENTS
anabel:
hey sweetie!

how r u?!?!

xoxoxo
Oct 30, 2004
oipthestampede:
The inside tasted strange because the beautiful lass of a fruit had already been struck by:

Oct 30, 2004

More Blogs

  • 07.06.09
    6

    Monday Jul 06, 2009

    Hey look. There's some sort of new photosetty thing. And it's n…
  • 04.15.09
    5

    Thursday Apr 16, 2009

    There were always two. They never meet, because one must always be…
  • 02.27.09
    5

    Friday Feb 27, 2009

    If you're going to be at Wondercon, come say hi! I'll be at the SG…
  • 02.15.09
    7

    Monday Feb 16, 2009

    Read More
  • 02.05.09
    2

    Friday Feb 06, 2009

    It's times like these that i miss LA. SF is way too small, it seems t…
  • 02.01.09
    3

    Sunday Feb 01, 2009

    I am currently obsessed with the online alt blogs. Coilhouse ha…
  • 01.06.09
    11

    Tuesday Jan 06, 2009

    It's a new year, so it's time for changes. Such as i've finally op…
  • 12.22.08
    7

    Monday Dec 22, 2008

    When am i going to get me back? Because i don't recognize this ref…
  • 12.10.08
    7

    Wednesday Dec 10, 2008

    I can feel it sleeping. And i can feel it burning. It came from…
  • 11.15.08
    6

    Saturday Nov 15, 2008

    I must only be half an alchemist because all i do is separate, from y…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
24
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,600 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,303 followers
  • 14,949,527 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,464,887 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo