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Wednesday Jun 22, 2005

Jun 22, 2005
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So, the most amazing, yet weird, thing happened to me today.

Last night, as I was sitting in the car, I sneezed. Then, I rubbed my nose and immediatley noticed that my septum retainer was gone. I was certain that I swallowed it.

So, this morning, the first thing on my mind was finding a replacement retainer for my septum as I worked today, and I'm not allowed to have any visible piercings. Since I work in a mall, I went to the usual places i.e. Hot Topic, Spencer's... and no luck. I couldn't find it.

Feeling as if all hope is lost, I go outside to smoke a cigarette and as soon as I take my first drag, I feel a tickle in the back of my throat. So, I coughed.

My septum retainer comes flying out of my mouth and onto the ground!!!!!!

I could have died!!
...but I was soooo happy! biggrin
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
volkov:
I'm gonna start puttting dollar bills up your nose and see if you sneeze up the change! biggrin

that's cool you got it back though.

Jun 22, 2005
halfjack:
why did you not tell this story while we were discussing possible problems with that piercing? that's awesome
Jun 24, 2005

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