So, a friend of mine had an "Sensual Pleasures" party today and she begged me to go. So I did.
We played Pass the Doubled Ended Dong -- a game in which you pass around a dong without the use of your hands. Needless to say there was a lot of neck and mouth action. I happened to win, (I don't know if that is something I should be proud of. ) and I won a giant chocolate flavored Lollicock. Yes, a Lollicock.
So, after winning said Lollicock, (I really like saying that.) we peruzed various lotions, potions, vibrators, and dildos that were for purchase. What did I buy you ask? Why, Peter Butter of course! Apparently, it's supposed to help numb your mouth for easier deep throating. Ahem.
I really should be shot.
Afterwards, we met up with the guys at Kirby's Pub and I proceeded to get drunk while playing pool. I kicked some massive ass, by the way. Who knew Long Island Iced Teas could be so quick acting? We were only there maybe and hour and then left.
Needless to say, today was a lot of fun. Nothing like buying sex toys in the comfort and privacy of someone else's home.
Really, the Lollicock was the highlight of my day.
Oh! and I am going to order my tickets for the Baltimore Comic Con coming up in September. Anyone want to go?
We played Pass the Doubled Ended Dong -- a game in which you pass around a dong without the use of your hands. Needless to say there was a lot of neck and mouth action. I happened to win, (I don't know if that is something I should be proud of. ) and I won a giant chocolate flavored Lollicock. Yes, a Lollicock.
So, after winning said Lollicock, (I really like saying that.) we peruzed various lotions, potions, vibrators, and dildos that were for purchase. What did I buy you ask? Why, Peter Butter of course! Apparently, it's supposed to help numb your mouth for easier deep throating. Ahem.
I really should be shot.
Afterwards, we met up with the guys at Kirby's Pub and I proceeded to get drunk while playing pool. I kicked some massive ass, by the way. Who knew Long Island Iced Teas could be so quick acting? We were only there maybe and hour and then left.
Needless to say, today was a lot of fun. Nothing like buying sex toys in the comfort and privacy of someone else's home.
Really, the Lollicock was the highlight of my day.
Oh! and I am going to order my tickets for the Baltimore Comic Con coming up in September. Anyone want to go?
I've had some requests along these lines. I'm going to be checking...5 bags...overlarge and squirming for the flight.