pyronautica

People are stupid.


PSYCHO BIRD ARMY: how are things over there?
Me: In clarkston? Oh... dry and STD infested.
PSYCHO BIRD ARMY: std lol whats that?
PSYCHO BIRD ARMY: is it here in lewiston?
Me: Sexually Transmitted Disease.

PSYCHO BIRD ARMY: lol oh musdt be crazy over there
Me: Yeah, they're airborne over here. I wear a surgical mask over my face at all times.

PSYCHO BIRD ARMY: lol ho can anyone see u?
Me: They can't. I also wear a burqa.
PSYCHO BIRD ARMY: whats that?
Me: I'm muslim. It covers me so that men cannot make lustful thoughts of my body.



....and that's when he quit talking to me.