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Dance, too much booty in da pants!
Dance, too much booty in da pants!
Dance, too much booty in da pants!

Last night can be easily summarized in one small word. Debaucherous. My night was like I was trapped in a Girls Gone Wild video. Insane. I don't think I've ever taken that many articles of clothing off in public unless I was swimming or posing naked for a photographer. A lot of people saw my ass last night....

....and a couple of them slapped it. OW!

I have to apologize to everyone for my drunken mayhem. Alcohol + Pyro = Volatile Reaction. It's chemistry, what can I say?

Dance, too much booty in da pants!
Dance, too much booty in da pants!
Dance, too much booty in da pants!

I just want to say thank you to all of my friends. I love you guys!!!