Sports Illustrated, and probably others, have a weekly "Sign of the Apocalypse." As I believe the first sign of the true apocalypse will be my cat attempting to dig into my skull to gorge itself on my luscious luscious brain as it has been infected with the zombie virus, I shall dedicate myself to pointing out signs that the apocalypse is not quite upon us yet.
This week's sign: Grey Poupon Bistro Sauce
This week's sign: Grey Poupon Bistro Sauce