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Tuesday Jun 03, 2003

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journal women!
journal girls!
journal women!
journal girls!

Bryn's new set is pretty damn hot. Hot Sausage indeed - be careful what you ask for...

So I was reading this article in the Guardian Unlimited on the internet last night (my new newspaper of choice) and this one little section of an article really made me think "yeah". I'll paste it here so you needn't bother with a link.

What women want

There's been yet another survey on what women want, this time conducted by Orange. It reveals that most want a candlelit dinner with Rhett Butler, James Bond or (yawn) Mr Darcy. They never pick Pierre Bezukhov. Or expressive, unsporty chaps with elegant goatees and robust, healthy frames.

But this is all nonsense. Let me tell you, based on several decades of mostly observational experience, what women really go for. We'll take them in reverse order.

In tenth place: men with boats.

At number nine: men who are already going out with someone else.

Eight: men who remind them of their fathers.

Seven: men who can dance well.

Six: men with big eyes.

Five: men who can help them with their careers.

Four: rich men.

Three: gay men.

Two: men who look and behave like little boys.

And up at number one: musicians.

They then marry whatever they can get their hands on. But that's another story.

Copyright Guardian Newspapers Limited

Sorry about the British - but I think the message is discernable. And fuck no I'm not bitter about losing women to men with boats. Or gay men. Or men who behave or look like little boys. Okay, maybe a little.

Beyond that I haven't much to add.

I'm really looking forward to moving - anticipation grows daily to the point where I think that in a couple of weeks, I won't be able to contain myself and my head will just spontaneously combust. I feel like my own little idiotic Stimpy Cadoogan I CAN SCARCELY CONTAIN MYSELF! Which I guess makes Meph the not-so-neurotic, not-so-money-grubbing Ren Hoek. Yeah that doesn't really seem right now does it? And hooray for being less than a month of maddening work left.

Now for the legal mumbo-jumbo-

In the pasting of the above article I am in no way implying that men have any more sense in the way they select / desire women. For the love of God, many men find lesbians attractive which makes no sense at all, as it's precisely the thing they can't have. I find the genders equal in their stupidity when it comes to choosing what is attractive to them - but men are still far superior in overall stupidity - hence women rule the world. See Henry Rollins, Richard Pryor, etc.

Hope y'all are doing well, drop me a comment or something and let me know how you're doing.
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rickroyal:
I'd be interested in how that top ten list was compiled (I mean, what vested interest did the author have in presenting the list in this manner?). More important, though, is looking beneath what is stated for what is really wanted. Why do some women want a man who is like their father? Answers vary, of course, but it probably wouldn't be too hard to parse out a good answer.

I think it kinda makes sense that men find lesbians attractive. I find something inherently attractive about people of the same sex having sex. But that's just me.

I can just see Meph now, "Pyrat, you idiot!"

Nothing much going on here. Rennovations, reading, and watching entertainments, mostly.
Jun 3, 2003
demigauge:
ahmarrage is or sissys
Jun 3, 2003

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