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Wednesday Apr 13, 2005

Apr 13, 2005
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I thought about taking a page out of Lillie's, I mean Amanita's, damn I mean Valkyrie's book, and change my name to Marv from Sin City. He was just such an awesome character. I wanted to be Marv.


But I can't do that, I am the Pyrate, and it's a Pirate's life for me. I got my oil changed today, and the guy that did it kinda made me feel dumb. He showed me my dip stick, and there was not a bit of oil on it. He told me that hadn't wiped it off yet, that my block was just dry. I just looked at him, and said "Why do you think I brought it to you", and left it at that. Val came home on Monday, and I was so happy to see here, I can sleep again now. She had a good time so that was good. Poison took care of her, and for that I thank poison.

I did a little spring cleaning in SGKY, and now the group has been cleaned down to a size that I can fit in my hand. I cut it by about half. Now the peeps in the group want to make "I Survived SGKY Spring Cleaning 2005" shirts. I think it would be funny to have one, even though no one would know what it is, I think that would make it even cooler. Until Next time.
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
jane:
Ok,I listened to you and did what you said..So, we'll see I guess.
Apr 16, 2005
yoagy:
I think we both know that Stag would be the pimp. After all he got to marry an SG eeek That's pretty damn pimping biggrin
Apr 16, 2005

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