pyrate

Bare withe me, as I write this I am very drunk, and I hate to say that. I sound like some stupid frat boy. Tonight we had a "boys night out". Oddly enough it was pretty much like every other night minuse a few girls. We went to the bar Jillians, and Smirnoff was having some kind of promototion. The kind where you feel out a questioneer, and you you a bunch of free shit, and a party filled with barely clothed models. We were told when we got there that we only had fifteen minutes of free alcohol because they were stopping at midnight. 6 smirnoffs, and 20 minutes later i found out we could get red stripe for free too. The problem thought, I ha downed so many smirnoffs i was in such pain from the sugar heart burn I couldn't dring any good free beer. Dirty trick smirnoff, oh dirty trick. There whole promotional thing back fired on them though, I don't ever want anothe smirnoff as long as i live. I was in pain, and i wasn't even drunk. there is way to much sugar in those things. I am sure it didn't help i polished off a six pack in 20 minutes,....whatever. Give me my PBR any day. Good ol' Pyrate's treasure