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I just ordered my SG book. It is on amazon.com for those that are interested (thanx Monica). I think it was like $13, $17 after shipping, and it's a hard cover, not a bad buy.

I saw I think the dumbest guy ever the other day. I was in the community pool, not in the pool area, I was in the water. Some old guy comes up and looks at me, and asks me if the pool is open. Are you serious? I am in the water, I am swimming, no the pool is closed, I took it over, it is my pool now, you must pay me a toll. mwahahahaha. Yes sir the pool is open. Then he asked me how long i was going to be there, so i guess i could be his personal life gaurd? I had never seen the guy before in my life, and he was ready to put his safety in my hands. Being the nice guy that i am, I actually waited thirty minutes for him to return like i said I would. That was just strange. Everybody in my complex hates me, because i am the kid with tattoos, and piercings (that's how they see me), and here this guy wants me to be his swim buddy. strange stuff.