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Thursday May 27, 2004

May 27, 2004
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So Maddy, and I were having a conversation yesterday about how I can't get a girl. She came to the conclusion that I look like an asshole with my goatie, and my corperate attire. I don't really go for the corperate type, so i can see how that may make me look like an asshole, and I can kinda of see the goatie thing, but if I shave it i look like a 12 year old boy. Melly came up, and said it looked like I was really interested in nothing but money, and I can see how that would be a turn off, but I have to dress like that for work? She also said to keep the goatie. Besides I would like to say that someone should get to know you first before they judg you, especially about the way you look, but nobody does that,.....nobody. So since I can't really get a new job right now, I shaved off the goatie. I think that was a mistake, it looks bad. I didn't even trim it down first, I just shaved, and I cut myself like 5 times. I will try to post a pic. ARRR!!!
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thepoopkid:
When I think of someone looking corporate, I picture a middle age man sitting behind a desk with a tiny cell phone about the size of a gnat, barking out words like "buy" and "sell"

Not you at all
May 27, 2004
maddy:
but he does really do that stuff wink
May 29, 2004

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