pyrate

Ok, weirdest fucking thing ever. I am never in these situations so I didn't really know how to handle it. This girl that I was in the opera with came up to me right before I went to get make-up. She came up to me and said "You should have stayed at the cast party, I was going to fuck your brains out". Mind you this is not the girl that I was attracted to, she turned out to be married. I really have to start looking at ring fingers. That aside though, I am not attracted to her at all, and I didn't really know what to say, except, "excuse me". Which she replied back with "I was going to fuck your brains out, that turtle neck was doing it for me. I figured a few more drinks, and I would start to look like Knight". Knight is the girl that I was interested in by the way. I just looked at her, and said "oh really", as I pointed at the make up room, and walked away. As I was going on stage for the second act I she handed me her phone number, and told me to do with it what I will. As I had gotten my wig off, and I was going to get of costume she came up to me as I was leaving, and asked if she could have a hug, since I would probably never call her (good guess), and I didn't see the problem with it. As she went in for the hug, I saw her coming at me open mouth. It was like that scene in jaws. I turned my head just in time to catch a big nasty wet kiss on my cheek. I went in the dressing, and stayed until I knew she was gone. That was just fucked up. On the up side though, the opera was great, check out the pics.