pygmy

[Don't read this if you're grossed out easily]

Giardia:

EWW.
It's also apparently called "beaver fever". It's a flagellated, parasitic protozoa. So in case you didn't know, it causes HORRIBLE DIARRHEA, and NAUSEA.. Probably similar to what you're feeling right now after hearing me go on about my/our LOOSE BOWEL MOVEMENTS bwahahaha

Okay, enough of that.

This cute picture of me as a toddler should make up for it:



Oh, I shaved my head clean today, just to feel what it's like. It doesn't look as different/weird as I thought it would. It feels really strange.. kind of numb feeling, but sensitive to temperature changes.. I keep finding patches (that aren't actually visible, just a little rough) and obsessively touching them up.. That's why I don't shave my legs or pits everyday, I always fucking miss little patches and then I spend the rest of my day back and forth from the bathroom. I'm crazy.

Maybe later I'll post pictures of my lumpy ol' lobes.