pygmy

bah, i now have pityriasis rosea. it's mostly harmless, but it means i may be covered in itchy dry red spots for possibly months. and they get noticeably worse in heat. and it's 98 out and way humid.
glad i'm not vain. and i'm already used to people staring at me awkwardly and rudely, what with the lack of hair.

and since i'm sure you're dying to know, this is what pityriasis rosea looks like:

sexxxy!