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Emoticon Theater

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...| When I open my third eye |...| Dude! Stop it |
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...| When I open my third eye |....________
...| When I open my third eye |...| Come on! |
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.............Emoticon Theater Vol 4.
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Ok I really can't think of anything funny today so I'm going to fall back on an old comedic stand by - A Shaft parody!

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...| .Hello, it has been decided...|
...| .that the comic previously...|
...| .taking up this journal was...|
...| .no good so I was put here ...|
...|.to replace it. I have nothing |
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................Emotocon Theater Vol 3.
..................Bongo's School Report
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...| hello everybody. my name is bongo|
...| . and for my report today. I wanna |
...| talk about my favortie font which.|
...|......is CENTURY GOTHIC! Yaaay!......|
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...| ..CENTURY GOTHIC is the greatest ..|
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...| and slim. some people like billy...
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And now ladies and gentlemen it's time for
.......................Emoticon Theater!..................

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|.......for easter?.....|..................| A Laser Gun. |
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Boy I just re-read that last entry: borring! So Now I Bring you EMOTICON THEATER!
- Hey
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- Why so blue?
- Bite Me!
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- Oh wow Emoticon Theater I'm sure THAT'S never been done before.
- Did anyone ever tell you you look like a football?
Bite Me!
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- I sense a running theme with this whole thing.
- Billy....
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So aside from going out and getting some paper (I ran out on page 82) The thesis is ready to go out and be checked for grammar. Yay! But, I now feel a bit empty. I mean I think I'm going to miss that dark cloud of the thesis hanging over me. I mean I just sat down to the computer and that old feeling...
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Well, it's almost one o'clock and I have just finished the bulk of my thesis. Unfortunately my room mate has gotten the flu so I can't jump up and down and yell at the computer screen, "Wahoo take that fucker! Screw you thesis I just kicked your fuckin' ass! Yeah bitch I rule your ass" Instead I get to type it in my first journal...
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