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Yeah, so finals... they suck. A lot. Those of you have gone through them, and those of you going through more of them in the future, you have my deepest respect and sympathies. Tonight was my first real, in person, college final. All my other finals have been online, where I can work at my own speed in my underwear while eating cookies. This was...
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Up here in Oregon they run television ads showing us reasons why we should go to California. I saw a new one yesterday, and unlike previous ads this one did not contain Arnold Schwarzenegger's grinning face asking me to come by for a visit.

I laughed.

Aging black leather and hospital bills,
Tattoo removal and dozens of pills.
Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments,
But rock on completely with some brand new components.

How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock'n'roll lifestyle?

Excess ain't rebellion.
You're drinking what they're selling.
Your self-destruction doesn't hurt them.
Your...
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I got a call from d23 warning me about the side effects of Ambien.. If you're not interested in reading the article, I'll give you the run down. People on Ambien have been doing weird things in their sleep. Things like walking, driving, eating, and stabbing. In the middle of the night, they rise from their beds, and wander off to eat and stab...
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Don't you understand?! It's milk and tuna! And it's under the bed!

Alright, this is just too weird. I'm still reeling from the surrealism of it all.

So my mother plays Everquest 2. Like, a lot. She spends way too much money and time playing this game. If she didn't have to work, she wouldn't. She would stay home and play EQ2, and sometimes she does. A little while ago there was a change in EQ2, and...
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My voice is still very weak. I can't talk for long before it goes all hoarse and raspy. Not in a sexy way, either, but in a froggy from Little Rascals kind of way. I get the unfortunate feeling that this is a preview of things to come after the neck surgery, but honestly, it won't stop me. Soon the only sign of the trach...
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I registered my classes for next term. I'm going to take another math class for credit, and I'm taking a creative writing class through Community Education. The math is, well, math. I'm enjoying it, but combined with the pleasure of doing well at it is the guilt of knowing I should have learned this stuff 15 years ago. It's the writing class I'm excited about....
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So I've finally figured it all out. The Illuminati, the Jews, the aliens, the machines it's all a front - a lie. It's the numbers. We live in a world made by numbers, for numbers.

Free humanity - kill a number.

My dreams were filled with the square roots of real numbers. That's it. For 3 hours, or however long it is a dream lasts, nothing but floating radicands.