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I wrote this 6 hours ago:

Here's a funny little truth about hospitals. You can tell them anything, and they won't believe you. Tell them you're in excrutiating pain, or that your legs are swollen to 4 times their normal size, or that you're dying. They'll take your vitals, some blood, and shuffle you out the door as fast as they can. Then you'll get...
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I walked a mile up the road this afternoon to have lunch with d_day at Tokyo, a little Japanese place in the strip mall at 185th. The walk took me approximately 15 minutes. That's 4 miles per hour (check the mad math skillz). I remember when I was 12 walking home from school (which was also a little over a mile), and figuring out that...
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Thank you very much to those of you said Happy Birthday.

Thank you as well to those of you who did not say happy birthday. Yes, I'm at that age where being another year older is no longer noteworthy. I will be quite happy letting today slip into tomorrow without it being remarked on.

...although I did appreciate the attention, thanks =)

It looks like I have no excuses not to go to Fan Faire this August. I was going to use money as my excuse since I have almost none, and don't know when that situation is going to change. One of my EQ2 guildmates asked if I was going and when I explained my situation offered me a hotel room, and a plane ticket. See,...
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I lost my sense of humor last night. The prednisone is who I am looking at as the thief. It has some help from the blood I've been coughing up, and the doctors who tell me they can't do anything about the problem.

Some twenty-something in EQ2 got under my skin, and I kind of lost it.

So I'll be looking for it on the...
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Adventure Time!

Warning: You should take lots o' drugs before watching this.

Algebraic!

Well my days as the Goth on SG are over. I still thought it was funny, but the time felt right for a change.

I'd forgotten just how addicting SG can be. Perhaps I'll sleep tonight, but I wouldn't be surprised if I don't.

Who the fuck is Jamie Kennedy, and how the hell does he keep getting money for his stupid projects? He's not funny. He's not a good actor. I don't understand how he has a career.

I can't decide if he's proof there is no god, or that there must be a god.

I think I have a fever. The upside is that in my slightly delusional state of mind, posting silliness on the internet is by far the most entertaining thing I can do. The downside is that I may end up missing the new episode of Heroes because I'm having too much fun posting silliness on the internet.

Such is life.

Well this is tragic. I got deeply inspired to write something compelling and in depth about the path my life has taken over the last 15 years. Everything from my insomniac skater teens to my insomniac drug using twenties and into my insomniac gamer thirties, and all of it started and ended at this double sided curb in the strip mall across the street from...
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