pwndcake

Here is the dumbest thing I have heard in the last few days. Not surprisingly it is from people trying to revoke rights given to same sex couples, this time in Washington:

"Several people I've talked to are ok with most of the act... But they can't support allowing children, who don't have a choice in the matter, to be brought up in a same sex household."

Read that again. I dare you. If your head hasn't exploded, or tried to escape out your nostrils and fling itself in front of a car, then you, much like me, may be a writhing cauldron of anger and frustration at at least one of your fellow human beings.

Oh if only children could choose who raised them. Wouldn't that be a nicer world? I would have been raised by cybernetic astronauts, and they would have sent me to summer camp on the International Space Station. If not I would have simply submitted the proper form to declare them secretly homosexual. They would have been dragged off and shot, and I could have been placed with the family I ordered. That would have been awesome.