Hello Spring! I've been looking forward to your bright and sunny days, but what I was not looking forward to were your ants. What the fuck is this crap? One day of Spring - ONE DAY - and the legions of ant kind have swarmed the only drop of food left unpackaged in my kitchen - a small dollop of mustard on the counter left from making a sammich yesterday. 5 months ant free, and now they're kicking it in the sink, and waddling around the toaster.
This means war.
This means war.
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d23:
but who would go through that much trouble so far in advance for a lame ass april fools joke?
d23:
yeah... i just dont believe anything or trust anyone for the entire month of march