pwndcake

Creepy is when you sit down with your 3 egg-white omellette, turn on the tv, and you find yourself watching a show called, "Egg Whites 101."

Funny is when during they show the hostess says, "You put your egg whites in a bowl, and then beat it over hot water until warm to the touch." I don't know what she's cooking, but I'm definitely trying that recipe.