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Monday Jan 23, 2006

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If the internet has taught me anything it's that the world is run by no-longer-secret cabals of ninjas and pirates who battle for supremacy of the globe using owls speaking in secret codes of creatively spelled engrish.

Also that macs are for fags, and ____ is the new ____ . I'm not sure how this works into the pirate/ninja/owl scheme of things yet, but it might have something to do with boobies or singing/dancing fat kids. Both are up to something, you can be sure.
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toothpickmoe:
Trust no one.
Jan 24, 2006
paaacc_raz:
I'm in the process of rounding up Derek, Julia, and Chris for a trip to visit you sometime this year... Def. for sure I'll be heading up there w/ out or w/ out them. So far they all seem likely up for the task. biggrin
Jan 24, 2006

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