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Saturday Feb 05, 2005

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Alright, I have now discovered a new side effect of boredom. The boredom headache. It feels like the head will explode from lack of activity. Do tell me if you share this unfortunate feeling. I feel I will lose my mind if I don't find something to suffice. No friends have come to my rescue, and I fear I really don't have any. SAVE ME SOMEBODY. I could go out tonight and mingle with the sluts and hoes of the lovely club i frequent. But that is really not my taste. I prefer and nice evening with good friends as opposed to the skin fest of the nasty bleached/tan hookers and the men that follow. So what is a poor, bored, lonely girl to do on a Sat. night? This boredom would be okay with me if i could medicate myself with some good 'ol beer. But what do ya know, i am on the wonder of antibiotics for the plegue that has struck my body just for inhaling a cig. My body hates me. So here I am with my cat, with the numbing feeling in my head that I do not consider the same as was spoken by Pink Floyd. Sex would help but i have sown up the puss and sworn it off for a while. So once again i plead SOMEBODY SAVE ME PLEASE! That is all, over and out. robot
jordanos:
"sown up the puss"???. holy crap you scared me with that one the first time i read it. something about puss. must be some horrid STD!!!! but i get it now. and because i have a penis and its not doing anything, i would like to offer it to you whenever you need.

things you could do:
Watch Pink Floyd's The Wall
Read a book?
Wish and wish and wish for NIN tickets to magically show up under your pillow in the morning.
Try to change your names spelling.
Duck tape something to something.

im tired, but i could keep going and going like the energizer bunny. but ill save you. im probably more annoying than entertaining.
Feb 5, 2005

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